A couple was having a party at their house.

An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots.

So she sent her husband out to get it.

He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time.

So he stopped at the bar on the way.

An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started.

He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home.

He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him.

But at that moment his wife came out.

He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there."

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I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
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