In a darken theater where the suspenseful mystery story was being staged, a member of the audience suddenly stood up and cried, “Where is the murdered?”

A threatening voice behind her replied, “Right in back of you, if you don’t sit down!”


Safety First - Idiot Jokes

A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work.

They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light.

The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?"

As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded..

"yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150