A man comes running into the doctors office yelling "Doctor come quick, there's a woman outside that's bleeding to death.
The doctor says "What's she bleeding to death from? Did she cut herself badly"?
The guy says "No, she didn't cut herself".
Did she fall down some stairs and break some bones"?
The guy says "No, she didn't fall down any stairs".
"Then what exactly is she bleeding to death from?" asked the doctor.
The guy responds "She's bleeding to death from the clap".
The doctor looks at this guy and says "Wait a minute. Hold on... Nobody bleeds to death from the clap".
The guy says "They do when they give it to me #$&*%!".