Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo.
Q: What's a haunted chicken? A: Poultry-geist.
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? A: Boo boos.
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A: Because of his coffin.
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies? A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
The only Stephentown on earth. I don't mind Coming to work, but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch. No matter how little I do, I always feel I could do less. "The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work." NOVA VANS 1990 Dodge B150