A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" =====================================================================
A policeman parked his police van in front of the station, while gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking.
He saw a little boy staring in at him, “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.
“It sure is,” the policeman replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at him and towards the back of the van.
Finally he asked; “What did he do?”
The only Stephentown on earth. I don't mind Coming to work, but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch. No matter how little I do, I always feel I could do less. "The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work." NOVA VANS 1990 Dodge B150