A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

A policeman parked his police van in front of the station, while gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking.

He saw a little boy staring in at him, “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.

“It sure is,” the policeman replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at him and towards the back of the van.

Finally he asked; “What did he do?”

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150