DINNER CONVERSATION

WOMAN...What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

MEN...Definitely not!

WOMAN...Why not? dont you like being married?

MEN...of course i do.

WOMAN...then why wouldnt you remarry?

MEN...okay, id get married again.

WOMAN...you would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN...(makes audible groan)

WOMAN...would you sleep with her on our bed?

MAN...where else would we sleep?

WOMAN...would you replace my picture with hers?

MAN...that would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN...would she use my golf clubs?

MAN...No, shes left-handed.

WOMAN...(silence)

MAN....SHIT.