A husband went to the police station to file a missing persons report.
Husband: "I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet."
Officer: "What is her height?"
Husband: "Average, I guess."
Officer: "Slim or healthy?"
Husband: "Not slim, but probably healthy."
Officer: "Color of hair?"
Husband: "Changes according to season."
Officer: "What was she wearing?"
Husband: "Not sure, either a dress or a suit."
Officer: "Was she driving?"
Husband: "Yes."
Officer: "Color of the car?"
Husband: "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..."
The only Stephentown on earth. I don't mind Coming to work, but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch. No matter how little I do, I always feel I could do less. "The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work." NOVA VANS 1990 Dodge B150