At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”


“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150