Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."

Then Little Johnny, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out of his ass."

"Really, have you seen it?" asks the other boy.

Little Johnny responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains in his underwear."

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150