A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework" The robot slaps the son. The son says "Ok ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story" The robot slaps the son again. Son says, "Ok ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The Mother laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
The 1980 Dodge B-series van that brought me here. It sat untouched in a garage since 1989! I sold it back to the very same guy who drove it 30 years ago for Mobile radio. Sometimes you just have to put a van where it belongs. Glad to see her getting the love it deserves.