A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I’m so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife".