* Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore. * Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun. * The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are. * Being bad is no longer cool. * You have friends who have kids. * Saturday mornings are for sleeping. * You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland. * Your parents' jokes are now funny. * You have once said, "Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?" * You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller. * Christmas starts to piss you off. * You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore. * Two words: parachute pants. * Naps are good. * Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting. * You have once deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever". * When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms don't dispense balloons. * When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!" * Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger than you. * The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal. * You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen. * Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple. * You leave concerts and ball games early to beat the crowd. * You WANT clothes for Christmas. * You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums. * You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. * You've bought an album on vinyl. * You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out. * You read the "if you were born on this day in 1976 you are of legal age to buy alcohol" sign at the liquor store and recall attending a high school dance on that date. * You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx