QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
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> If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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> Can you cry under water?
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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway...
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> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> They're both dogs!
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> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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> Why, Why, Why
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> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
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> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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> If people evolved from apes,
> why are there still apes?
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> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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> Is there ever a day that mattresses
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> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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> And my FAVORITE.........
> The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


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