An old guy goes to his doctor for his
physical and gets sent to the Urologist
as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the
Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says,"I'm going to
check your prostate today, but this new
procedure is a little different from what
you are probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right side,
bend your knees, then while I check
your prostate, take a deep breath and
say,
'99'.
The old guy obeys and says,
"99".
The doctor says, "Great", now turn
over on your left side and again, while
I repeat the check, take a deep breath
and say,
'99".
Again, the old guy says,
'99'."
The doctor said, “Very good”.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back
with your knees raised slightly.
I'm going to check your prostate with
this hand, and with the other hand I'm
going to hold on to your penis to keep
it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say,
'99'.
The old guy begins,
"One....
two…
three…"