Wife: How much do you love me ? Husband: I can't measure.
Wife: No just tell me. Husband: I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you.
Wife: Wow! that's so romantic. Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim Cards...
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx