Things you can only say at Thanksgiving or Christmas
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1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

3: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

4: If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst.

5: I've never seen a better spread.

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Just wait your turn you'll get some.

9. Don't play with your meat.

10. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

12. You still have a little bit on your chin.

13. How long will it take after you put it in?

14. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


SUNSHINE VANS-VAN DIEGO
ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN
ONE FOR THE DIRT & ONE FOR THE STREETS
'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB