An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the
yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex? The grandfather
was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if
she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough
to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all
about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go
along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her
mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on
her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question,

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will
be ready in just a couple sec

tom wyckoff
interstellar space truckers

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx