One day a hot MILF is at the checkstand paying for her groceries. She notices the young strapping courtesy clerk bagging her groceries. After she analyzes every inch of his body with lustful desire she inquires, "Young man could you help me out with my groceries?" The tan young man replies with enthusiasm, "Why yes maam, I would be happy to help you out!" On the way out to her car she leans in close to the young man's ear and whispers, "I got an itch'y pussy" To which the bewildered boy answers, "Maam, I'll tell ya,
"I can't tell one Japanese Import from another!!!!" stupid

Last edited by spanishfly; May 04th 2013 8:46 pm.

An open road,full tank of gas,and a good selection of music,me and my Chevy van