My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on it's own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full time job, To find the blasted thing.
It use to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its head' And watch me tie my shoes.
The only Stephentown on earth. I don't mind Coming to work, but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch. No matter how little I do, I always feel I could do less. "The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work." NOVA VANS 1990 Dodge B150