Well, one day little Johnny was in 3rd grade English class, when the teacher (who knew little Johnny's reputation pretty well)asked the students to think of a new word that they'd recently heard and use it correctly in a sentence. All went well until it came to Johnny's turn. When the teacher asked him what word he'd like to use, he smiled and said" "Urinate"
"Oh My God!" the teacher thought now, "What's he going to come up with this time? Oh, well, at least he didn't say "piss"
"OK, Johnny use it in a sentence."
Johnny smiled a wicked grin and said: "My Father says "Urinate!!" "But if ya had TITS, ya'd be a TEN!!"