The young married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant
when the wife looks over at a nearby table
and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks,
"I notice you've been watching that man for some time now.
Do you know him?"

"Yes", she replies, "he's my ex-husband,
and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable", the husband replies,
"I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

tom wyckoff
interstellar space truckers

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx