A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says;
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.
You'll have to hand wash it!"


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