A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, all the animals,the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."

The granddaughter, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh granny, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

With her last breath, Granny whispered...


"Facebook..."


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