While driving down the interstate one day the doors on the back of a van go flying open and a drunk goes rolling across the highway. As the cars and trucks come skidding to a halt the people go rushing over and are screaming and crying "OMG is everything Ok ?"

The drunk calmly stands up, brushes off his pants, puts his sunglasses back on, straightens his hat and with a puzzled looks says "I don't know...I just got here" cheers


"The little people in my head carry knives"

"Death is a long cold rest" *PF

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