A traveling salesman is driving through some farmland and while driving accidentally runs over a rabbit. He pulls over to investigate and then goes to the trunk of his car. Meantime a farmer is watching this whole thing unfold by his fence. The salesman opens his trunk and pulls out an aerosol can. He walks over to the dead rabbit, shakes the can, and sprays the entire contents onto the rabbit. He tosses the empty can on the side of the road, jumps in his car and drives off. About a minute later the rabbit jumps up and begins to walk away waving his paws every few steps. The farmer completely amazed by what he'd seen jumps the fence and picks the can up and reads it. He reads to himself, "Huh...hair restorer with wave".

Nate Breece
1993 Chevy G20
2012 Hyundai Santa Fe