A penguin is on holidays driving around Italy on a Vespa scooter. He starts to notice a dangerous wobble from the front of the vespa so leaves it into a small town mechanic for repairs. While it's being repaired he wanders around the town and finds an ice cream shop. He buys a big ice cream and greedily tucks in while walking back to the workshop. The mechanic spots him and calls him in to the workshop where he has the forks of the vespa stripped down and laid out on the bench. He says "I think you have a blown a seal".
The penguin quickly wipes his face clean and says "No, No It's only ice cream"