The same horse came back to the bar a week later looking upset and with a set of jump leads around his neck.
Barman says "I don't mind the long face but just don't start anything"
Then a bear comes in and says to the barman "Hey can I get a ........................................... .......................................... .......................................... ...beer please.
Barman says, "Sure but why the large pause"
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