At a Rehab meeting

Do you have a drinking problem?

No I Pretty much have it figured out.

What is your favorite beer?

An open one.

How do you know you've had enough?

I run out.

AA is for quitters.


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150