Well in that case, just drill a big ass hole through the middle to the outside of the van and put a big ass bolt through it! Finish off with some colored duct tape on the outside.
Ken Schwarz Tricky Truckers, N.J. Van Clan Plus One, Canada Manse Vans, Finland Rebel Vanners, N.J. "USA" Toopa Sinner Tribe, N.C.